you know, we all laugh at the squart guy, but there’s something endearing about someone whose biggest turn-on is making sure their partner has a truly enjoyable orgasm. i bet he buys people flower bouquets and red bull. i bet squart guy volunteers at an animal shelter and gets super fired-up playing with the puppies. i bet he has a voice like john dimaggio too, because he seems like the kind of guy
Please do not romanticize the squart guy
Wow it’s amazing that once adhd gets brought into the class discussion it’s all about how ‘weird’ and ‘over diagnosed’ shit is.
I am secretly a mushroom of the Amanita phalloides variety and they are family photos.
I’m going to be interviewed for a “sexual misconduct” trial (not mine). I’m a little worried about being triggered? But I know that’s really selfish…I’m doing it no matter what though, unless my friend wants me to decline.
BFFs get groceries, take weird talking cat for walk
im think i need to surroud myself with more queer people….
thsi idea is good everyone will stand in a group and ill be in the middle cryign and everyone can pet me
Stop romanticising the complex mating rituals of the Tibetan snow leopard
I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”